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Mark Woodson

Born in Selma, AL, in 1973, Mark is the owner of a local restaurant living alone with a Lab/Catahoula mix named Lucy, a Great Dane named Otis, and 3 cats... Sam, Charlie, and Eddie B. He claims to hunt and fish as his hobby, but he mostly scrolls through reels on his phone and binge drinks in his free time. His favorite pastime is developing disorders his physicians have to Google. He has 2 daughters, Bonnie and Molly, who enjoy volleyball and spending their inheritance early.