We’re the iced coffee-sippin’, porch-sittin’, tailgate-packin’ women who know our pups deserve nothing but the best… seasonal bandanas, monogrammed bowls, and yes, their own stocking at Christmas.

If you’ve ever called your dog “sweet baby” in public, this one’s for you.

The 25 Signs You’re a Southern Dog Mom

1. Your dog has a middle name… and it’s probably something like Mae, Lou, or James

2. You say “bless it” at least once a day… usually when your dog’s rolling in something he shouldn’t

3. Your porch has dog hair, throw pillows, and a designated pup-watching chair

4. You plan your fall outfits and your dog’s matching bandana at the same time

5. You’ve said, “She’s my emotional support golden retriever,” without joking

6. You keep a water bowl and a treat bag in your car… for their Target runs

7. Your Christmas card last year? Just you and your dog. Maybe in matching pajamas

8. You talk to your dog in full sentences… and expect a response

9. Chick-fil-A is both of your love languages

10. Your college football team’s season schedule is synced with your dog’s potty break timing

11. You’ve used “sir” or “ma’am” to discipline your dog (“No, ma’am, we do not eat the guest’s purse”)

12. You post more Instagram stories of your dog than of your partner

13. Your friends know your dog’s name, birthday, and astrological sign

14. You’ve thrown your dog a birthday party. With decorations. And a cake.

15. “Good leash manners” = them walking you

16. You know exactly which stores allow dogs… and which ones act like they don’t

17. Your Amazon history is 50% dog-related and 50% things your dog sat on while you shopped

18. You have a dedicated “dog drawer” in your kitchen

19. Your dog’s Halloween costume was themed… and required at least one try-on session

20. You’ve used a baby voice in public and not even realized it

21. You’ve given your dog a Southern accent in their “voice”

22. There’s a framed photo of your dog in your living room. Maybe two.

23. You’ve considered getting a tattoo. Of their name. Or their paw print.

24. You have an entire folder on your phone: “dog content only”

25. You’d rather hang out with your dog than most people. And honestly? Your dog agrees.

Whether you saw yourself in five or all twenty-five, just know this: being a Southern dog mom isn’t a phase… it’s a personality. And we love that for all of us.

Keep the treat bag stocked, the porch fluffed, and the camera roll full.

Share this with a friend whose dog has more fall outfits than you do

Got another sign we missed? DM us @darlingdogyall your Southern dog mom moment… we might feature it in the next roundup!