♒ Aquarius (Jan 20–Feb 18)

You’re the free spirit of the pack – half genius, half goofball. This week, try not to reinvent the leash. The humans like it the old way.

♓ Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20)

Soft heart, soulful eyes, and probably sleeping on your human’s pillow. You feel every emotion – especially when the treat jar closes.

♈ Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19)

You’re convinced the vacuum cleaner is your nemesis and the mailman’s your destiny. This week, use that bold energy to chase dreams – not squirrels.

♉ Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)

Comfort is your calling. If it ain’t soft, sunny, or snack-filled, you’re not interested. Indulge in a porch nap; you’ve earned it.

♊ Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)

You’ve got two speeds: nap and chaos. One minute you’re charming the neighbors, the next you’re in the mud. Both look good on you, honestly.

♋ Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22)

Your heart’s as big as your appetite, and you’re not afraid to show it. Guard your pack, cuddle your people, and don’t let anyone skip belly rub duty.

♌ Leo (Jul 23–Aug 22)

Every porch is your stage, darling. You were born for attention, admiration, and accessorizing. This week’s mantra: if you’ve got it, wag it.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23–Sep 22)

You’ve already reorganized your toy basket twice today, haven’t you? Take a break, perfectionist pup. Not every tennis ball needs a system.

♎ Libra (Sep 23–Oct 22)

Two treats? It’s called balance. You’re the peacekeeper of the pack – but don’t be afraid to bark for what you want (especially if it’s bacon).

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23–Nov 21)

Mysterious. Intense. Probably hiding something under the couch. You love hard, guard harder, and never forget who skipped your walk.

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22–Dec 21)

The open road is calling – or maybe it’s just the neighbor’s cat. Either way, adventure awaits. Just remember to come home for dinner.

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 19)

You’re the CEO of Sit, the CFO of Treats, and the boss of everyone in the house (even if they don’t know it). Take that ambition to the dog park.