25 Signs You’re a Southern Dog Mom (and Proud of It)

Crazy Dog Moms, Welcome Home

There are dog moms. Then there are Southern dog moms.

We’re the iced coffee-sippin', porch-sittin', tailgate-packin' women who know our pups deserve nothing but the best... seasonal bandanas, monogrammed bowls, and yes, their own stocking at Christmas.

If you’ve ever called your dog “sweet baby” in public, this one’s for you.

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Porch Life & Personality

The name, the voice, the designated chair—it all counts.

01Your dog has a middle name... and it’s probably something like Mae, Lou, or James.
02You say “bless it” at least once a day, usually when your dog’s rolling in something they shouldn’t.
03Your porch has dog hair, throw pillows, and a designated pup-watching chair.
04You talk to your dog in full sentences... and they respond.
05You’ve given your dog a Southern accent in their “voice.”

Out & About

Errands are better with a furry copilot.

06You keep a water bowl and a treat bag in your car in case y'all need to stop at Target on the way home.
07Chick-fil-A is both of your love languages.
08You’ve used “sir” or “ma’am” to discipline your dog. “No, ma’am, we do not eat Momma's purse.”
09“Good leash manners” means they (and you) look good doing it.
10You know exactly which stores allow dogs... and which ones act like they don’t.

Game Days & Holidays

Matching outfits are a tradition, not a suggestion.

11You plan your outfits and your dog’s matching bandana at the same time.
12Your Christmas card last year? Just you and your dog. Maybe in matching pajamas.
13Your college football team’s season schedule is synced with your dog’s potty-break timing.
14You’ve thrown your dog a birthday party. With decorations. And a cake.
15Your dog’s Halloween costume was themed... and required at least one try-on session. And perhaps alterations.

The Camera Roll Knows

Your storage is full. Your heart is fuller.

16You post more Instagram stories of your dog than of your partner.
17Your friends know your dog’s name, birthday, and astrological sign.
18You’ve used a baby voice in public and not even realized it.
19There’s a framed photo of your dog in your living room. Maybe two.
20You have an entire folder on your phone called “dog content only.”

Forever Pup-Obsessed

At this point, the dog is running the household.

21You’ve said, “She’s my emotional support dog,” without joking.
22Your Amazon history is 50% dog-related and 50% things your dog sat on while you shopped.
23You have a dedicated “dog drawer” in your kitchen.
24You’ve considered getting a delicate, respectable tattoo of their name (or at least their paw print).
25You’d rather hang out with your dog than most people.